idreamofjimmy:

When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds

slenderlock:

madame-vashtranerada:

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

is coulson in a suit 

it’s his casual suit

theheartmaid:

the-majestic-karkat:

dragonsroar:

totemo-kawaii-ne:

tachibanya:

chirart:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

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LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.

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do you really want to go there

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THAT LAST ONE THO

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U WANNA FUCKIN GO

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EXCUSE YOU

WOW THAT LA ST ONE

randomstupidchaos:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.

euro-trotter:

toxicmp3:

i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came

LMAOOOOOOOOO

The disgraced daughter and the Demon Monkey. We’re perfect for each other.

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

SAME

straightwhiteboyproblems:

archmasterjazzy:

honne-ga-deru:

That straight white boy problems blog is fucking disgusting, I don’t care if it’s a fucking joke it’s absolutely fucking hideous

And those jokes don’t make any fucking sense. 

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hey i have another idea for the tag typing thing let’s do the words:

  • never
  • gonna
  • give
  • you
  • up

cr0nussamp0rabutt:

angelickaiser:

windowsvriska:

how many licks does it take to get to the center of why i hate myself

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1,111

shameglobe:

i want to see homestuck animated like how they do canadians on south park

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aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss